Tuesday, March 31, 2009

A delicious treat for vampires

Yes, every dollhouse has its little bottles of wine and little dishes with food. But how many houses have you seen with a glass decanter full of blood to satisfy the thirst of your nocturne vampire friends?
A simple but powerful central focus for any table, mantle or shop; it comes with 2 metal jugs. The decanter measures 1 2/8 inches (3.2 cm) tall, including the cork. The jugs are 3/8 inches (1 cm) tall.
It will make a terrific gift for vampire or Twilight lovers – just in time to celebrate the release of the DVD!
Only at Kaleidoskopic Romance!

Monday, March 30, 2009

melancholy giveaway

Enter for your chance to win a set of three Mourning Cards from Madhouse Mauly's Melancholy Photography. You will receive one each of the following cards: Abandoned Farmhouse, Funeral Home, and Barnsley Garden. Each card is made from 100lb. card stock and is 5"x7" with a blank inside for writing your own message. The cards are printed with archival inks on fuji crystal archive photo paper. Each print has a glossy finish with white border inset in the print. Envelopes accompany all cards. The total retail value of this prize is $19.50.
Click the link at the top of the page to go to the giveaway and enter


New This Week

Life got away from me latley and I haven't been able to list items in my shop like I had wanted to...
Until this week

New for the week of March 30th

My newest Mini Top Hat made from black velvet ...I call her Hannah

A couple of new pieces I've been working on..

I give you Mad Hatter

And Angelic Faces

March Giveaway Update 2!

I have yet another pic for you, my darklings! Click it if you'd like a closer look & more detail as to what is there, I added notes on Flickr.

The last day to enter is tomorrow so if you're going to enter do it now!

Details here:


Roller Derby at Chenille Macabre!

The Truly Twisted Pipecleaners of Chenille Macabre have caught the fever of roller derby! Groove to these deluxe miniatures all cruising for brusings on the bank track! The undying vengeance of the Onryou! The dirty tricks of the She-Devil! The petrifying gaze of the Medusa! And last but never least, the no-nonsense grit and determination of the Derby Girl!

All handmade, all unique, all signed! Buy yours today! (Miniatures sold separately.)

...And if I may: go Roc City Roller Derby!

-The Gil-Monster

Sunday, March 29, 2009

A Feature & The March Giveaway

The InCrowdteam interviews their members on a regular basis, Lauren Murray of ToterTots being the latest happens to have mentioned me as one of her favorite shops! *Blush*

Check it out here:


Thank you, ToterTots! ♥

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And don't forget, my darklings, the March Giveaway on my Blogspot, staticwhite.blogspot.com , will be ending in 2 days! Don't pass up a chance at these goodies (samples & gifts from HandmadeHorrors & SacredOak not shown but believe me they're excellent!):

xx ~Static

Friday, March 27, 2009

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Marie Antoinette

You won't find anything else like this on Etsy!

One of a kind, clay sculpture of the beloved, and wrongly treated Marie Antoinette and her decapitated head. She is wearing her signature powder blue gown, and is immersed in micro-glitter, with floating white pearls, and iridescent purple beads. Oh did I mention her decapitated head is floating around in there too?

This is a plastic domed snowglobe that is 3" tall from base to top of dome and 2.75" in diameter with a black base. I was going to decorate the base, but it looked kind of cheesy.

Sculpture of Marie's body is 2 3/4 inches tall, and the floating head is 1 3/4 inches.


Etsy Dark Side Finds: March of the Dead

Welcome to the Etsy Dark Side. We are the roaming fox fires in the darkness, the sparkling mist in the ever shifting shadows, faerie rings flow in our wake. Come join us!

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Our online Exhibition is busting at the seams! It's gotten so big that I to change the format of the EDS Finds. Here's a sneak peek, but be sure to check out the entire Exhibition for more great items!

Row 1: GraveWorld, DLMarian, BeanBun, VooDooWilly, GypsyEye
Row 2: BlackThorneRose, AgonysDecay, TheTinyTragedies, WickedFascinations, HandmadeHorrors
Row 3: ChenilleMacabre, MrsEvils, TragicStitches, SWStitchery, CreamTart
Row 4: SavageLucy42, Fugsly, AbyssalGems, SpookyMama, CarpeNoctem
Row 5: KitCameo, PerfidiousBeadworks, DreadfulDesigns, TatteredRags, BellaLili

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Not signed up with Etsy yet? For shame!
Signing up is free and easy. Just click here & begin enjoying all the hand made, unique wonders Etsy has to offer.
Don't forget to search the keyword "EtsyDarkTeam".
The Etsy Dark Team now has a public forum where you can stay on top of the latest items & deals from EDT members, or peruse the Member Directory, view the latest additions to the monthly Exhibitions (items are added throughout the month) and more. Come play on dark side.
xx ~Static

Monday, March 23, 2009

March Giveaway Update!


Notice the new photo?? The purple boxes are an awesome mystery gift from GypsyEye!! I, of course, know what's in there and I promise it is lovely gift for a lucky lady. Don't fret guys! If a guy is chosen as the winner I have a secondary, just as mysterious yet awesome gift for you, if you prefer.

Does this mean there is a second prize? *Gasp* Maybe. Maybe ;) You'll just have to enter and find out.


Hurry, the lucky winner(s?) will be drawn at the end of March!! Read & comment here: http://staticwhite.blogspot.com/2009/03/march-of-dead-theme-zombie-pin-and-then.html


Good luck!

New at Chenille Macabre!

The Psychopath Miniatures section of the Chenille Macabre store was getting a little thin, so I restocked it with all new minis of a Psychopath, an Anarchist, and a Satanist. Cute, aren't they...?

And in the top left is one of the AMPUTHEATRE's most vicious competitors, the renegade Bible-thumper Crossface! With a Bible covering his heart, pages around his waist, and crosses both tattooed and cut into his body, he STILL preaches a foul gospel of death and dismemberment!

All handmade, all unique, all signed! Buy them today!

-The Gil-Monster

Saturday, March 21, 2009

The Etsy Dark Team & Bat World Sanctuary

Did you know that of the over 1100 species of bat only 3 are vampire bats? All other species of bat eat insects, fruit, nectar and pollen with a handful that eat fish and frogs. And, they all play a large part in our ecosystems. Insect-eating bats consume billions of tons of crunchy critters every summer which protects crops, and us since they are more than happy to help with trimming down the mosquito populations. Fruit bats help pollinate and seed an amazing 95% of rainforest regrowth which is thanks to their daily feeding habits. Also bat guano is a great organic fertilizer being very high in nitrogen. It was so highly prized by the Incans that there was the penalty of death for killing bats!

You can find more great info on the Myth & Facts of Bats here.


Due to ailments like White Nose Syndrome (which is affecting defenseless hibernating bats in the NE U.S. every winter) plus old myths, superstition and plain old fear, places like Bat World Sanctuary are needed now more than ever. This is where the Etsy Dark Team comes in. We try to make donations as often as possible to the Bat World Sanctuary and we even have a Bat World section in our team shop here! All items in this section are generously donated by members of the Etsy Dark Team and all proceeds go to the bats. So please stop by and help us help the bats help our environment!


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If I were a bat I would be...
a Vampire Bat! Find out more about this bat or take the quiz to see what kind of bat you are most like.

Go figure, I'm a vampire bat! ;) ~Static

Thursday, March 19, 2009

New Creepy Bunny Doll

She's 22 inches tall, completely hand stitched, and on Etsy... follow her picture for details!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


I have magic on the brain today it seems, so I've listed a few Harry Potter items in my Etsy shop today! Though they don't have to be Harry Potter for someone who isn't a fan, they could simply be a witch hat, a lightning bolt, and a pair of geek glasses! :) I leave it up to you, I just figure I'll get more hits if I tag 'em Harry Potter, lol!

Kit's Glass Etsy Kit's Glass Etsy Kit's Glass Etsy

I also just listed two new vial pendants, a little candlestick, and a sacred heart! These are the kind of bottle necklaces that people usually ask about, because they are just the right size to store a lock of hair or a bit of sand, or any tiny momento you'd like to keep with you. I have a friend who uses hers to carry a bit of black tourmaline as an amulet for energy throughout the day :)

Kit's Glass Etsy Kit's Glass Etsy

Zombie Clutch Tote Toiletry Bag w- Disembodied Eyeball Tissue Holder

This large clutch is perfect for the Zombie on the go. You'll be the Zombelle of the Undead ball!

It also makes a great toiletry bag and will just plain creep the hell out of those nosy airport security when you, yet again, get chosen for a "random" search.

This ghoulish bag has a 100% Cotton Black & White striped outer, inner pockets panel, and 100% bright Red Cotton Canvas lining. The Zombie Head Silhouette on the front of the bag is hand & machine stitched Felt (no Zombie sheep were used). Each Zombie Head is cut, in detail, by hand making each bag quite unique!

♦ Dimensions: 12"W x 8"H x 4"D

AND, it comes with a matching Black & White striped Tissue Holder with Red Canvas accents! (Also known as a Misc Small Loose Body Parts Holder. No one likes lint on their snacks, you know?) On the front of the "Tissue Holder" is a completely hand stitched Felt Disembodied Zombie Eye.


Accessorize! The Freshly Dead Zombie Pin or Not-So-Fresh Zombie Pin go great with this bag!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Zombies Love You For Your Brains 2

Not-So-Fresh Zombie Pin

The Not-So-Fresh Zombie is pissed. You would be too if you had gone through the shock, denial, sadness and fear of being turned. On the up side, being undead he doesn't have the capacity to worry over the guilt part, right? Unless of course someone comes up with the cure for zombie-ism, then he's screwed. But we all know that won't happen anytime soon. So grab your shotgun and watch out for the teeth! Although you don't have to worry about these little guys... too much.

I'm not responsible for any hypothetical zombie outbreaks!

♦ apx 4" tall
♦ cut in detail, layered, sewn & painted all by hand
♦ they are made one at a time, each one is unique

♦ Comes in it's very own Black Cotton Body Bag which can double as a tissue pouch when not occupied by the zombie, of course.


If you'd like a Zombie with a little less angst check out the Freshly Dead Zombie Pin here.

Monday, March 16, 2009

New at Chenille Macabre!

It's the March of The Dead! Beware: hordes of the reanimated are shuffling your way from the Chenille Macabre Store! Behold the Zombie Minis: not one, but two sets of the undead- sold in sets of three!

From the world of AMPUTHEATRE- The World's Goriest Board Game comes the reanimated cadaver known as The Bagman! And Jinglebunny, who... no, he's not a zombie, but he heard the whirr of the chainsaws and the splattering of blood and came running anyway.

All poseable, all handmade, all unique- and all hungry for blood! Buy yours today!

-The Gil-Monster

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Dark Artist Spotlight!

Greetings, fellow DarkTeamers! I'm very happy to announce that I've updated my blog, DreadfulMusings, with the first ever Dark Artist Spotlight!

What IS this spotlight of sorts, you ask?

Every month (or so) I'm going to be selecting a dark artist from our team. I will showcase some of my favorites of their work and also include an interview. The questions never stay exactly the same, so you never know what obscure facts you may learn about a fellow team member.

This month it was my pleasure to interview Christine of Hexotica; maker of burlesque and boudoir finery. Check out the interview here!

Check back with my blog to see who else pops up in the Spotlight! I (try) to update it frequently and views/feedback are always appreciated. Happy crafting, everyone!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Unlucky, Lucky, Unlucky...

Which are you feeling??
I just listed these new tiny bottle pendants in my shop! If you're feeling unlucky you might want pick up the Shamrock one to give yourself a little boost, but if you're feeling lucky, you could be daring and test your luck with my Friday the 13th pendant...

Click each image to take you directly to the listings.

Kit's Glass Etsy Kit's Glass Etsy Kit's Glass Etsy

↓ That's My Homepage! ↓
Kit's Glass Homepage


Please come by the Static White's Stitchery Blogspot and enter for a chance to WIN...

Team members, friends, family, everyone is invited so come on over!


~Static, The Redding Shift & the Etsy Dark Team

Review: BagsThatBite.Etsy.com


  That's Mortimer (yes I named my purse lol) the Monster Purse going for a ride through Endor Forest with me on a Speeder Bike. I adopted him from BagsThatBite!

  Mortimer was a custom order so BagsThatBite and I had several convos back and forth to make sure we got the details worked out. I received him within 3 days of my final payment! And for the amount work involved he was definitely reasonably priced. He was securely packed and arrived with a cute little hair ball creature. Which I assume was his lunch lol. Mortimer is even better looking than the photos. I'm very happy with my Bag That Bites and will definitely be visiting this shop again!


Thursday, March 12, 2009

Zombie Flower Onesie

This is a zombie flower. They live in the Zombie Sock Monkeys candy world.

Printed on a 3-6 months Fischer Price onesie.


"New Items Are Arriving"
I decided to start creating these art deco/gothic style cats
that are absolutely fun to make. The black one has
already been sold and the red is still available at;
Also, new dolls will be arriving shortly. Due to the
overwhelming amount of custom orders, which I am
very thankful for, I'll have some creepy creations up
in a few weeks. I'm also in the process of creating a
stop motion animation for a toy co. so the cats and dolls
will appear, but a few at a time. Keep checking back
for new items!

Zombies Love You For Your Brains 1

Freshly Dead Zombie Pin

The Freshly Dead may be confused, as you can see from this guys face, but don't fooled. They can get you just as good as a Not-So-Fresh one! As this guy apparently learned the hard way. Just because they're only a *little* green around the edges doesn't mean they're any less of a Zombie.

Remember, head shots are the way to go. Although you don't really have to worry about these little guys... too much.

I'm not responsible for any hypothetical zombie outbreaks!

♦ apx 4" tall
♦ cut in detail, layered, sewn & painted all by hand
♦ they are made one at a time, each one is unique

♦ Comes in it's very own Black Cotton Body Bag which can double as a tissue pouch when not occupied by the zombie, of course.


If you'd like a more hardcore Zombie stay on the alert for the Not-So-Fresh Zombie Pin (coming soon)!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Medium Corner - Wanna do a prophecy?

The Divination Arts have always had a great influence over man. Did you know that Nero and Hitler did not make important decisions without consulting first with their personal astrologer?
For those of you fascinated with prophecies and predictions, here is a fantastic piece of art to add to your miniature collection: The Medium Corner.
This high quality table features some curios used in the making and interpreting of prophecies, from Tarot cards to astral charts and Palmistry books.
This item is one of a kind, and will not be made again. Ever.

Or if clear crystal balls are dull for your taste, here is something to consider:

The Palantir that Saruman had in his tower of Isengard has arrived from Middle-Earth to Kaleidoskopic Romance just for you.
A nice addition to your Lord of the Rings collection!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Danika's cat - new print

Just thought I'd share my new illo with you. It's called Danika's Cat and features one of my Freaky little girls and her homicidal pet... aaaaahhh, bless. Will be listed in my etsy shop as an Aceo and full size print (minus the watermark of course) shortly. Yve :o)


Monday, March 9, 2009

New at Chenille Macabre!

Miniatures of a Night Rakshasa with Bisen-To and a Lizardman with Bolas flank an all-new Gnash Gaming Figure for AMPUTHEATRE- The World's Goriest Board Game!

All unique, all signed... get yours today at your home for truly twisted pipe cleaners: Chenille Macabre!

-The Gil-Monster

Sunday, March 8, 2009

the undead family

some more undead ornies to complete my undead happy family.

New at Carpe Noctem This Week

I was having ALOT of fun this week playing with clay

I alos listed a few more of my charms

These 2 are double sided

Click on any of the pics to view their listings

Version two of the Nevermore necklace

Well, here it is. A bit later than anticipated but this week was so crazy! So I did a silver toned version this time and am really happy with how it turned out.

I have more necklaces in this style that are pending completion but I'm having so much fun making them they might become a major part of my shop. Anyway, feedback is always appreciated!

Have a gander at this listing if you like. Hope everyone had a lovely weekend!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Skellington in a Bear Suit Magnet

This is the birthday part skellington from Skeletons in Armor, which is our book of pen and ink skellington portraits.

He just wants to come to the party. He even brought you this balloon.

Only 3 dollars.

3" x 2" magnet

We are about to order a new set of magnets, and once the last 3 or 4 of these are gone, there will not be any more!