Saturday, May 30, 2009


Hi everybody :) I have a couple of new dolls in my Etsy shop...

Friday, May 29, 2009


Thursday, May 28, 2009

New Mad Hatter

Slowly but surly getting my little darlings listed in my shop after the very successful Beltane Craft Faire in Chicago. Many more items to come including my first tricorn being listed on etsy.
My classic Mad Hatter made from vintage forest green velvet. This time around I decided to change the style of my 10/6 tag.

Need a rush?? Darkside Soap presents - Rush Energy Wake-up soap

You gotta hand it to the creators of this energy drink, there’s no ambiguity about what kind of drink it is. Rush! Energy Drink. Here are Darkside Labs, we can’t think of three words that go together more naturally than Rush, Energy and Soap.
You see, we’re all about multitasking here at the lab, and who has time to wait until after you shower to get a jolt of caffeine, taurine and Vitamin B12. We prefer to absorb that stuff right through our skin so we can hit the ground running right after we towel off. As an extra shock to the senses, we infused this soap with three mint scents – spearmint, peppermint & corn mint, plus a touch of black tea sprinkled in. This one is gonna wake you up. Not recommended for people who like to take a leisurely bath before bedtime.


Wednesday, May 27, 2009


I have 4 of these awesome wire wrapped rings in two different looks, 1 row and 2 rows

Upon ordering these rings, please leave a note in notes to seller which ring, as well as size, you would like to have sent to you.

Sizes are are follows:

1 row: 7 1/2 and 8 1/2

2 row: 8 1/2 and 9

Rings are made with 20 gauge red wire and 6mm siam swarovski crystals

The Black Rings

I have 4 of these awesome wire wrapped rings in two different looks, 3 row and 2 row.

Upon ordering these rings, please leave a note in notes to seller which ring, as well as size, you would like to have sent to you.

Sizes are are follows:

2 row: 10 and 8 1/2

3 row: 5 and 7 1/2

Rings are made with 20 gauge black wire and 6mm black swarovski crystals


A black metal chain with metal serpents dangling at the bottom. Just under them are 6mm black swarovski crystals, which sit on headpins

Choker measures 17 inches and fastens with a lobster claw clasp.

Victorian living room for witch or wizard dollhouse

This is one of my favorite pieces so far!
A lovely vignette featuring a Victorian sofa and a coffee table full of witchy goodies for your haunted dollhouse or castle. It includes everything you see, even the broom and the black pillows. As usual, nothing comes attached so you can have lots of fun rearranging the items to suit your taste.
This is a one of a kind scene, never to be duplicated.
Made by yours truly, Kaleidoskopic Romance.

Super Kawaii Happy Maneki Neko May Giveaway

That's right, the Super Kawaii Happy Maneki Neko May Giveaway!
You could win:

♦ a custom Maneki Neko* from yours truly
♦ PLUS the debut Rock album from The Redding Shift (that's been getting nothing but rave reviews!)
♦ PLUS a wonderfully decadent bar of soap called Black Hole from Dark Side Soap
♦ and more dark & delicious samples from the EtsyDarkTeam!

So hop on over to my blog for all the details: It's a super easy giveaway!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


You might remember a while back I won first place in the Etsy Dark Team's design contest for business cards and 3rd place for flyers. Well one of my prizes was from SacredOak! Not only did I get to chose my favorite color, red, but I also got to choose a couple of my favorite scents, Rain & Night Queen. I received a red Rain scented candle, a bar of red Night Queen soap, 2 Rain sea salts, Dragon's Blood sea salts, Black Opium sea salts & a specially blended bath tea.

As you can see there's more than just the scents I chose and I'm glad there are, it all smells wonderful! Also SacredOak was so understanding of my allergies and made a wonder bath tea for me that I can't wait to try. It's even labeled "Maya's Special Bath Tea"! So sweet.

The package was sent Priority so it got here super quick (much faster than my review by far. Bad, Static!) and everything was wonderfully packaged and well secured. SacredOak's shop is a definite must for any browse & buy day!


New Handbag By Pasha13

Crow Silhouette Handbag

An elegant and fashionable handbag with a little gothic touch. Use this updated take on the 40's style at home, on the pavement, or as a deluxe gift.This handbag is entirely handmade and handpainted on a muslin fabric. It comes with a magnetic snap closure that makes the bag easy to open and close and it is fully lined.
Approximate size:17 1/2 inches wide
7 inches tall, plus the handles
4 inches deep

Monday, May 25, 2009


Erin aka Somnambulant has been featured not once but twice this past week!

The first feature is from a blog called American Indie, you can check it out here:

And next up is from a fellow team mate's blog, DreadfulDesigns, who now does monthly Artist Spotlights:


Go, Erin!

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009


The Pie Project

A Super Scientific Experiment About Cool People and Pie.

Half book, 12 pages

Who doesn't love pie? That's the question The Pie Project seeks to answer by sending letters to celebrities asking them about their feelings about pie.

Neil Gaiman
Nathan Fillion (from Firefly)
Patton Oswalt
David Mack
Alex Trebeck
And more!

Also contains pie recipes, comics about pie, and polite stalking of people at comic conventions.

Witch Cabinet with Pet

A new cabinet for your witch or wizard scene, or haunted dollhouse!
It comes with everything you see: the potion bottles, the maps, book, scroll, Ouija board and crystal ball. A pet snake has made herself a nest in the lower shelf, so you know your secrets are very well protected.
We are open to custom work if you would like to discuss a custom made cabinet with the accessories of your choice, so don't be shy and write to us.
Come visit at Kaleidoskopic Romance!

Featured!: SWStitchery, the EtsyDarkTeam & The Redding Shift

You may (or may not but should ;D) remember that Cabootique was a winner in my April Showers Make Bats Come Out of Their Towers Giveaway! last month. Well she wrote us all a rave review! Check it out here:

Show her some love and leave a comment or two! ♥ ~Static

Monday, May 18, 2009

New Treasures by NatashaBlue

Chenille Macabre goes batty!

In honor of the Etsy Dark Team's monthly theme "Gone Batty", we at Chenille Macabre present three brand-new bat monsters!

First on the miniatures front, we have miniatures of a Dire Bat and a Scratcher, which is an ugly little wingless bat with long poisoned claws! Game Masters- sic these on your players' characters in your next underground campaign!

Then in the AMPUTHEATRE, we present one of its unholy masters- the one, the only... General Ghebembwe!

Abdicated by rebels, this African dictator was too evil to remain dead. He easily retook his presidency with his newfound powers as an asasabonsan- an arboreal vampire!

All handmade, all unique, all signed! Buy yours today!

-The Gil-Monster

Darkside Soap presents - Black Pepper soap

Everything is better with black pepper, and no place is this truer than in the shower. Black pepper essential oils are known to detoxify the skin, so unless you’re proud to sport zombie-like toxic skin, this soap just seems like a no-brainer. No artificial scents were added, just black pepper essential oil goodness…the scent is just like sniffing your pepper shaker (without the uncontrollable sneezing fit). Some actual black pepper granules were also added to the soap to provide some light exfoliation for your soon-to-be non-toxic skin.

Darkside Soap Etsy shop

For more information, please visit

Friday, May 15, 2009

Black Flower Ring

Last but not least is this very pretty black flower ring that has been wrapped with black 20 gauge wire.

This ring as well as the previous two can be worn as cocktail rings or for any other events that you'll be attending.

Size of ring: 7

Ocean Waves Ring

The design of this button reminds me of ocean waves. Ring is designed, using black 20 gauge wire and hammered on a wooden mandrel 9ring sizer) as is all of my wire wrapped rings. In the center of the button, sits a very pretty faux pearl.

Size of ring: 8 1/2

Faux Pearl Ring

Made with black 20 gauge wire is this eye catching ring thats made using a faux pearl button. Ring can also be worn as a cocktail ring.

Size of ring: 7 1/2

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Car Insurance Sale!!! {Free Shipping}



Since I live in the wonderful state of VA where if you don't have car insurance you have to pay the city $500.00 every year and my rates got jacked up again {supposedly more than the normal number of people in my zip code filed claims}, so that means that lots of stuff is going to be marked down onto clearance so I can open my other etsy shop. This sale is good till May 16th, maybe longer. All tops and skirts are buy two and get free shipping. Headbands are buy two get free shipping. All soap is buy three and get free shipping. Free gifts and gift vouchers will be given with all orders. More mark downs will be given later this week as well as TNT deals.

American McGee's Alice...

Monday, May 11, 2009

Cheshire Cat and a Happy Bat!

I just listed these guys on Etsy! I'm going to be making a lot of Alice in Wonderland necklaces, and I've already started on the Queen of Hearts, the White Rabbit, March Hare, Mad Hatter, and the Caterpiller! Stay tuned!


New at Chenille Macabre!

New miniatures grace the Chenille Macabre store this week! We have a brand new Roller Derby Medusa, another of our popular Gargoyle Spiders, and two more Psychopaths fond of Crowbars and Sickles!

In the AMPUTHEATRE store, new figures of Malice, Trigger Treat, and the Jack of Clubs are joined by the blind and crazed menace of Crucifiend!

All unique, all handmade, all signed, all original! Buy yours today!

-The Gil-Monster

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Black Swarovski Crystal Wire Wrapped Ring

I switched the colors around on this ring! This is 20 gauge red wire mixed with 6mm black swarovski crystals. This ring can be worn not only by the girls but the guys as well!

Size of ring- 8 1/2. Need a smaller size in this ring? Please feel free to convo me your ring size and one will be made just for you!


I have this ring in two different sizes. The first ring is a size 8 and the second one is a size 6 1/2. When purchasing these rings, please indicate in the notes to seller, which ring you would like to have sent.

Rings were designed on a wooden mandrel (ring sizer) to insure strength and durability.

The combinations of siam and black swarovski crystals reminds me of the sun setting.

Hidden Blood

I used black 20 gauge wire and 6mm siam swarovski crystals to create this ring.

Ring was designed on wooden mandrel (ring sizer) to insure strength and durability.

Size of ring-8

If you would like this ring in a smaller size, please let me know and i will design another one to your specifications.

Mother's Day Weekend Sale!


I'm offering 20% off all regular priced items this Saturday May 9th to Sunday May 10th in honor of Mother's Day, in addition to the already free shipping in the US!

Offer ends @ 11:59pm CST, May 10th.

I'm even including the custom color Batlings & Maneki Neko listings! Zomg! (Does not included Sale items, sorry.)

♥    ♥    ♥    ♥ 

See my shop for details.

So come on by Static White's Stitchery and treat yourself!


Saturday, May 9, 2009

Friday, May 8, 2009

Darkside Soap presents - Pure Evil

What hath hell wrought? We’re not entirely sure what happened here, but from the moment this batch started swirling around in the cauldron, we knew something unholy was going on. The color is pure black, as black as your soul…and if you look closely, you can see subtle sneaky hints of red in each bar.
This soap sits in a separate corner of the lab, the other soaps don’t want to go anywhere near it. The rich Matcha Tea scent is said to be mood enhancing, but here at the lab, we genuinely fear finding out which mood will actually be enhanced. These are BIG bars...each one weighs about 6 oz.
Note - Use of this product may turn your shower into a portal straight to the deepest reaches of hell.


New cabinet for your haunted dollhouse

A new filled cabinet ready for your dollhouse spring cleaning!
This is one of my favorite cabinets because it has so much space to fill up with stuff! Spell ingredients, books, scrolls, and the always necessary Ouija board and crystal ball. Oh, look! A rat has come attracted to the scent of the Absinthe barrel! Or maybe she just wants to chew on the parchment maps...
Ready to be shipped to you, at Kaleidoskopic Romance.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

My TNT sale

TNT stands for Thursday night Temptation. We at DIYscene Street team decided that we needed a collaborative sale and we started TNT
Every Thursday from 12noon until midnight EST we have a chat room on etsy and anyone who wants to participate can have a sale with us.

EVERYTHING in my etsy shoppe is 30% off!

Just convo me with what you would like and i will create a custom listing for you! Remember, if you are a part of the DIYscene street team you get free shipping on top of the 30% off!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Chained Tooth

Hanging from a black metal chain is this black resin tooth thats decorated with colorful faceted backings as well as a metal cover.

This is a great piece to wear to any renaissance faire!

Choker measures 19 inches and fastens with a black metal toggle clasp.


I saw this pendant had to buy it! it reminded me of cleopatra and i wanted to add the metal snakes to the choker.

A black velvet cord was used and fastens with a adjustable lobster claw clasp and measures 17 inches.

The pendant includes black cabochons for added focus to the entire piece


Definately black and practically screams "goth"! This necklace consists of a black velvet cord, lobster claw clasp that can be adjusted to any length you desire.

Hanging from the cord is a big black faceted victorian style pendant and dangling from this awesome pendant are 6mm round black glass pearls as well as a metal snake and metal bat.

Necklace measures 18 1/2 inches

the 50% off "i need to pay my etsy bill" sale

this evening only

everything except framed prints is 50% off. that is 50% off before adding in shipping (and if you are on the diyscene street team then you get free shipping!). if you are interested in anything please convo me and let me know what you would like, if you are on the street team, and i will create listing just for you!

please remember, even if you don't see the print you like in the size you like or listed as a card, i can have it made for you.
also if you have seen i print i have (like the nudes) but do not see it in the shop jlmk, i can get it for you.

MadHouse Mauly's Melancholy Photography

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Rock Out With Your Spock Out - Star Trek Vinyl Decal

"Nowhere am I so desperately needed as among a shipload of illogical humans." Now Spock can travel with your crew to the grocery store for beer. Well, not really, but this highly illogical decal is sure to make folks on the road laugh on the way. Just in time for the new movie :D (I'm totally geeking out about it)

Check it out in the Sci-Fi and Horror section of my Etsy shop!


New Etsy Listings! Skulls and an Octopus!

First, I just wanna say I had a blast at Black Market and Bats Day! I made a bunch of necklaces specially for the event as a new item, and they were a hit! I have some that I haven't sold yet and I'm going to be trying to list them all this week, starting with these three:

Kit's Glass Etsy Kit's Glass Etsy Kit's Glass Etsy

I am DEFINATELY going to be doing Bats Day again next year! What a ROCKIN' crowd of people!

Monday, May 4, 2009

New at Chenille Macabre!

Restocking the AMPUTHEATRE store this week at Chenille Macabre! Everyone's favorite sociopathic rabbit Jinglebunny steps out of his cell block to welcome the mad Aztec priest Zuhochtlotl and the ravenous viperfish Xenichthys to Etsy! Don't worry about pronouncing their names right; they just want good homes!

Not into AMPUTHEATRE...? What's wrong with you? How about a Pack of our famous Zombie Minis to bide the time...?

All unique, all handmade, all signed! Buy yours today!

-The Gil-Monster